Throwback Thursday

So I was riding the train this morning and I saw my buddy, the retired pimp/player. The reason I give him a dual classification is because it's not clear whether he was a pimp or player. To understand my confusion I have to describe what he was wearing today. He had on a track suite that looks like somthing Rev. Al Sharpton would have worn when he was still big. To top that, he wore a straw hat on his perfectly afroed hair that had the biggest, pimp-iest feather I've ever seen. The feather was just short of being the size a Vegas showgirl would wear. Lastly, he had a walking cane that I had not noticed before. Now I had not noticed any jewelry but I'm sure he had something draped within his taco meat.

Later that day I meet up with my Buddy, Greedy, so we could get some tasks done and we notice a couple trying to jump the turnstyle. I say trying because the woman went under it and the dude had a bad back or knees or something because he was stuck trying to lift his leg. I wanted to continue to view the spectacle but I almost ran into a sexy, afroed, bubble bootied undercover cop lady making an arrest. She was channeling her Pam Grier while she was putting on the cuffs as her partner held the guy. This was very shocking to me because I didn't know that the transit detail had undercovers and she was so tall and sexy. I contemplated committing a crime just to get close to her but I'm too pretty to go to jail. Sexy, afroed, bubble bootied undercover cop lady, I love you!!!

Sexy, afroed cop lady is not amused