So I am sitting on the bus, minding my own business and this guy is describing the prettiest woman he has met in recent times. According to him, she was the finest woman within a 5-mile radius. She was near perfect with the exception of one thing. This one thing was so heinous to this guy that he considered it a deal breaker. I was like "Man! What could be so bad about a woman that you would turn down a potential mate? A Lifemate? A Soul Mate? It would have to be truly heinous." Come to find out the one thing dude could not tolerate from the girl of his dreams was...her shoes. Apparently, he felt that her choice of kicks was enough to tell him that she was not the girl for him. "Man," he stated, " she was wearing FILAs and I was not having that. The time for that is OVER!!"
Really? You could not get with her because she didn't spend her loot on NIKE? Dude, that could have been the love of your life and YOU passed her up because you didn't like her gym shoes. Not judging but you must have some sort of foot fetish and you have sex with your shoes on. (You toe sniffing bastard!)
