Sooooo soft

This is a bus story. So I was riding the bus and it suddenly got crowded. When I ride I try to go places during the off-peak time to avoid crowded buses but, for some reason, it turned into peak time right when I was on this particular bus. So I'm minding my own business, trying to avoid eye contact with people and this girl sits next to me. I could tell that she didn't want to sit there but she sat there to be next to her riding partner (and presumed boyfriend) so she assumed the "I don't want to sit here" pose. Now there are certain ways people sit in seats that convey their desire to sit alone. The first is the placing of an item on the adjoining seat, no matter how small it is, to discourage anyone from sitting with that person. The second is the placing of one's legs or feet on or across the adjoining seat. I dislike that one because it forces you to engage with the person if you want to sit down. The third is to sit knees out, pointing into the aisle. This was the situation with this girl. To top it off, she had on leggings and her butt was particularly plump and juicy in these leggings. Now, you may say that is her prerogative to dress as she pleases and that it is a free country. Well maybe so but there was an unforeseen side effect to this and that was the fact that it felt as though her ENTIRE ass was rubbing against my thigh. Why should that be a big deal? Normally I would chalk it up to normal miscellaneous contact....if her ass was not sooooooooooo soft up against my leg. O...M...G!!!! **shudder** "Man, that's kind of pervy, James," you say? Well, that may be but every time the bus hit a bump, stopped, or accelerated I felt it rubbing against me. It happened so often I felt as though I owed her money for the lap dance. As a guy, there are several things that being out in public makes you feel pervy when you are just trying to be on your way and women seem to be oblivious to these things...until they notice the attention. Now before the feminists in the audience jump up, in protest, I must say this: some of the things you ask males to suffer are unjust to male human nature. Sure, you can dress as you please without the threat of persecution but, you must admit that dressing to attract can bring about attraction from unwanted quarters. Yeah, yeah, I know the party line. "I can come out naked if I like and I should be safe." I get that and, If I run into you, I would be one of the guys offering my coat to cover you up or the guy that would feel as though it was my duty to protect you from harm in that state. I'm also a guy and I like tits and ass. I won't harm you be any means but you are still naked. Did I mention I like tits? and ass? Most guys do and if you don't believe me or underestimate the impact of it just try this experiment. Go somewhere public and yell into a crowd "look at her titties!" So how many heads turn to see said titties. Every woman in the general vicinity will be scanned instantly (Terminator style) to see if theirs are the tits in question.