Man, it stinks out here

So I was riding the bus and this guy boards. As he passes by me he whispered "Loud, loud." Now I know what you are about to ask me. "How was he whispering Loud?" For those of you that just got here, "Loud" is a type of weed that stinks like skunk piss. In fact, my dad would refer to it as "Skunk weed" but the people who smoke it think is smells good. He is trying to sell it on the bus before he gets to the train station where he will sell it all day until he is out of it. The problem with this is at that time of morning most people on the bus are trying tot get to work and no one wants to show up to work smelling of weed. I suppose this guy didn't think this out when he got up this morning. Logic-1, Weed guy - 0. So when I get to the train I notice a guy trying to put a little distance between himself and the other passengers. The problem was he was between me and a lady passenger. Once he put an equal amount of space between us he then proceeds to pull out his penis and urinate. Dude! He peed on the platform so as to not flash the approaching train or the cars closest to him. Why would you not pee at home? Why would you risk getting arrested, shaking your willy in public? Dude! DUDE!! I can only wonder what that is like. At that point, I start to notice that everything smells like pee. Every stop, every station, everywhere. And don't get me started about the elevator. So my question is what is wrong with your bathrooms at home? Why can't you travel without peeing on everything? Are you marking territory? Is it part of a mating ritual? Is that why I can't find a girlfriend because I am not peeing outside enough? Please let me in on the secret.

All in the Family

So I'm riding the train and I got distracted from the car I wanted to ride by a person that wanted to buy an oil from me but got scared off by my prices. When I sat down I noticed a young lady having an argument on her phone. From what I could gather she was speaking to her soon to be ex-boyfriend. "How certain am I that they were breaking up?", you ask? Well, apparently her boyfriend had sex with her 19-year-old sister and the sister, feeling the shame, confessed it to her. So she is reading him the riot act but it sounded as though he was trying to deny that it happened. She then went on to elaborate on just how nasty this guy was for having sex with the sister. He also decided to not use protection. She didn't seem concerned about a pregnancy although her sister is apparently very promiscuous and she warned him that if he caught an STD that he "better not try to hurt her" for it. My assumption is that she is on birth control. She is also, apparently, in a group of girls that find sex a popular hobby. Now I was also able to glean that he was nearly 50 years old. From what I could tell about her I would figure she would have to be in her mid to late 20s (early 30s at the most). I would have to admit that the guy was a good looking, 40 something and was very charming. I also found that this was not the sister's first time cuffing her man. At this point, I would have to wonder who was more at fault here: the girl, the sister, or the guy.