Skitch Skitch Skeet

So I haven't talked about riding the bus in a while. The main reason is that since I changed my Dialysis schedule I haven't seen that much tomfoolery because people that are up that early in the morning are either on their way to work or on their way home.

With that being said I was on my way home and this guy was on the back shouting out random old song lines. "I know you want to leave me, but I refuse to let you go!" I tried to ignore him but then a drunk old lady got on and started a conversation with him. WTF?! I kept looking back in disbelief and this guy across from me kept chuckling. When we both got off at the dame stop we had a quick laugh about it until I saw him go to a Red Eye Machine (that is a free newspaper here in Chicago) and take HALF of the papers out and walk down the street with them tucked under his arm. Did that guy just steal FREE newspapers?

Fast forward to my trip home today. I get on the bus and go to the back because it was a bit crowded. When I sit down there is a little girl playing with a balloon animal she got from a trip with her mother. Aww, how cute you say? I thought it was too until she started twisting the balloons. **skritch** **skritch skritch skritch** I glance in her general direction. **skritch** Little girl I'm going to pop your balloon animal and make you cry. **skritch** Finally we get to the last stop and this same little girl is taking her sweet time getting off the bus. I wonder to myself how I will explain to the police why I punted this girl across the bus terminal.

P.S. So I'm walking home from the bus terminal and tell me why I got hit in the face with ketchup where a bus passed me and ran over the ketchup pack and it burst on me?