Featuring the Solid Gold Dancers

So I was coming from Dialysis on my way to the Tattoo shop. Everything was going smooth until the bus was about to pull up. The bike that was on the front of the bus in the bike rack apparently decided to commit suicide and threw itself under the bus. The bike seemed to be alright but the owner wanted to make a big deal of it and complain. It was his fault in the first place for not securing it in the rack properly (this was the second time it fell off) so the driver had to make everyone get off his bus and wait for the next one.

My question is, if you have a bike why are you riding the bus anyway?

Now once it was time to go home I was sitting near a guy that had to be all of 350 pounds. He was listening to his favorite song on his tiny radio earbuds and the spirit of the dance caught him unaware. All of a sudden he starts moving around as if he was trying out to be on of the Solid Gold Dancers. Dude had some serious moves to be so big. I just couldn't see him in gold sequined leotards and pink leg warmers.

The leg warmers came with the outfit.  Hair spray not included.