Angry Pee

So I was going to Dialysis on the bus this morning. It was early and nothing was happening because only people with jobs and someplace to go are on the bus that early in the morning. You see the same people that early so you get used to them. Anyway I get to the Garfield station where all the shuttles stop and I thought that I was not going to have anything to tell you guys up until I see this rather rotund woman being escorted off the shuttle by a transit cop. This is odd because the shuttle is free so unless you are cutting up or acting a fool there is no reason to get kicked off the bus. Well, they are going back and forth at each other. The woman is yelling about how her rights are being violated and the cop is saying how she is about to violate her foot up her ass if she doesn't get off the bus. It was all about par for course up until the rotund woman walked to the street, PULLED DOWN HER SWEATS and proceeded to urinate on the ground. Wait, you didn't hear me right. SHE PEED ON THE STREET with her natural born ass hanging out in front of about 30 people. It was an angry pee, too!

So this guy walks up to her to ask why she was kicked off the bus (totally ignoring the fact that he just saw her ass) but he wasn't really hearing anything she said because he was so excited that the cop blew him a kiss (she was very attractive and he tried to get her to frisk him by admitting that he had all sorts of drugs on him) and how he was "the man" for that action. She was not impressed in the least because it was the same cop that kicked her off the bus in the first place.

P.S.  I was asked by a friend to explain "angry pee."   Angry Pee is a hot, forceful pee that LOOKS as if it smells of asparagus and Boone's Farm.