Parade day

So I'm riding the bus and it was parade day for the back to school parade so the buses were overcrowded and rerouted for the parade. We are packed on the front of the bus like sardines (even though the rear has seats and space available) and this guy next to me smells of sour feet, old cheese and crushed dreams and I'm just praying that the other people don't think it's me. Dude, get up off me!

Anyway, the bus stops short of the last stop and the driver says, "This bus is going to the Green/Red line. If you want to go further please board the bus next to us." A lady asks, "Is that bus going to Washington Park?"

The driver repeats his instructions, "This bus is going to the Green/Red line. If you want to go further please board the bus next to us."

"Is that bus going to Washington Park?"

"THIS BUS is going to the Green/Red line. If you want to go further please board the bus NEXT TO US!!!"

The lady gets off at the Green/Red line. Washington Park is about 150 feet from that stop.