Really?!

So, today I thought it was going to be the first day I didn't have anything to say about my bus ride.  I even thought that on the way here.  That is until I witnessed what I believe to be one of the most ignorant things I've ever seen.  First I get on the bus to go to the new shuttle bus that replaced the train during construction.  MMmmmm, it smells like new bus.  It's clean, not crowded and it was there waiting for me.  Good start.  We leave in a decent time with no problems to report.  The expressway is crowded but the traffic is moving right along.  So I'm sitting there, contemplating the Universe and the Mostaccioli I'm going to eat once I get back and then I hear this:  "Blleeeaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "BUUUZZZZZZZ!!!!!" WTF?!  This chick is in the back tossing major cookies and leaning up against the rear door, which is making the alarm sound.  We slow down and her boyfriend PULLS THE EMERGENCY DOOR handle and SHE GETS OFF on the Mother fucking EXPRESSWAY!!  The bus comes to a complete halt as the driver is crapping his pants in horror!  The bus was not going fast enough for her to fall but he is like "I'm on the expressway with passengers in the road!"  I don't know what made her think that this was a good idea (considering that she already threw up on the bus).