Question: How many buses have to pass you up before you get mad and say "fuck this shit!?" 2? 3? How about you miss the first one then 4 more pass you up? Yup, that's what happened to me today.
So I'm finally sitting on the bus and this rather large hipped/buttocksed woman sits next to me. It never fails that large people sit next to me on the bus. Maybe they don't notice that I'm not a fly weight myself. Anyway, I'm like "dang lady, you could put your purse on your lap (to myself. She was kind of out of my weight class.)" I look over and what I thought was a purse was her very supple hips rubbing up against my entire thigh. They were soooooooo soft! Is it bad that it kind of aroused me? **perverted thoughts on the bus**
On my way back I'm carrying a neck pillow that I got free from the Dialysis clinic. While it was in use there was no problem that it was Hot Pink. The problem seemed to arise after I left the clinic. It's really hard to look tough with a Hot pink neck pillow in your hand. It's even harder to look tough as you fondle the pillow because you like the way it feels. Every young girl that looked at me seemed to want to say something about me being on the bus with that pillow. I had to catch myself several times as I stroked the pillow. I looked like a straight up pervert. All I needed was a bag of candy and a trench coat. **Sigh** Maybe my next vehicle should NOT be a van....
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