Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Open letter to a fat guy on the bus...

Dear Extremely Biggie Smalls,

Just because you are too big to squeeze by the lady with the curvaceous bodacious booty without rubbing your peety weety against her buttocks does not mean I want to wait until she gets off the bus so I can sit down. YOu were not being a gentleman. You were being fat.

Sincerely, 

Not as fat as you.

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