Rain, rain go away...

So I'm about to ride the bus and my phone goes off like one of those "Emergency Broadcast System" alerts that they have on TV. I'm like WTF? After it stops I check the message and it's the "Emergency Broadcast System" telling me that the area I'm in will experience flooding and I should GTFO of there. So I get on the bus and then the rains start. Then some lady gets on with a shitload of people and she is cussing out just about everyone on the bus up until a really big lightning bolt hits and then shes ON THE FLOOR OF THE BUS saying she wants her daddy (this lady is like in her 50's). So I get to my stop and the bus that i need it get on is pulling off. Damn, Damn, DAMN! In a short span of time, FOUR buses pass by all saying "Not In Service" with the last one being driven by someone dressed as the Gorton's Fisherman.  I wait at the restaurant for the rain to subside and there are two old drunks talking like they are about to re-enact the gang fight dance scene from the "Beat It" video. I have to go before I get shanked! By the time I get to the house the complete front of my shirt is soaked and it looks like I'm at Spring Break in a wet t-shirt contest (the rain was very cold).