I believe the children are our future...

So I'm riding the bus and I can't keep my eyes open. I keep nodding off and every time I wake up I see something weird. Well, maybe it was weird to me because I didn't see it when it got on the bus. Anyway, this last time I wake up to a head full of dreads, That's not unusual in Chicago, you say? Normally I would agree but these dreads were the same color as Ronald McDonald's hair. Why would any human being dye their hair shock red? Then I put two and two together. Ronald's been slumming in the hood for years now and that must have been one of his bastard kids.

The evidence...

...Just keeps..

..getting more clear.