Wide load and a load of crap

So I was riding the bus today and I was in a hurry.  I was trying to catch a showtime to see "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" and I was cutting it close.  I think the bus stopped at EVERY FRIGGIN' STOP.  The closer I got to the Dan Ryan train the more anxious I became.  I then noticed a guy who was talking very loud about church stuff but he was just saying it to the ether because no one was having a conversation with him.  Suddenly another guy responded and they had a lovely conversation until the other guy was distracted by a pair of females he knew.  That is when I noticed that a bunch of people were clogging the front of the bus.  There were plenty of seats so there was no reason to be up front.  The main offender was another CTA employee talking to the driver.  It was like they only signed up with the CTTA to find other people with good jobs that wanted to hook up for dates.  It would not have been so bad if the lady didn't have such massive hips and ass blocking the way on and off the bus.  Her ass was so big (how big was it?) the Fire Marshall slapped a ticket on it for a fire hazard warning.

The funny thing is that the big girl that was blocking the front is actually in front of the big girl you see there.

Anyway once I got to the train station I went to the end of the platform so that I could meet my buddy on the last car.  As I passed the last set of benches I noticed something strange.  Some one had pooped in the cover bench area and used a child's glove to wipe his or her ass.  It was very messy and made me want to puke.  I would have taken a pic to show you but I felt it was in poor taste.  When I told my friend about it he said I should have just to prove that I see messed up things on the train.  No, thank you, but if you want to see it for yourself it may still be at 79th and the Dan Ryan train stop, if that is your sort of thing.