So I was coming home on the bus from the Westside (WWEEEESSTTTSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEE! Ahem!) and I get all the way to 79th and the Dan Ryan without incident. In fact I thought it was going to be a boring trip. The bus gets to the stop and I'm ready to board because it was windy as hell and trying to rain on me. This guy gets up and is ready to step onto the sidewalk (for my friends down South we have these things called "Sidewalks" that....well we will get into that some other time) but he suddenly stopped. He was standing in the doorway pondering his next move. Dude. Dude? DUDE! I'm standing here like an extra in the movie "Noah" and you are pondering the meaning of existence. What...the...flying....FUCK, DUDE?!?! He finally settles on a course of action and sits down. That's when I noticed it. This guy had a time machine and was from the future! What?! I hear you out there. You doubt my sincerity. I feel you. Let me give you the evidence and you can judge for yourself. The guy had a huge afro and was dressed like Rudy from the Cosby kids cartoon, complete with the hat.
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Why would that make him a time-traveler from the future? It's obvious! He was from the future and he dressed the way he thought we dressed but missed it by a few decades and when he saw that we were different he got confused. He was like "Oh, Shit! I missed it by 40 years! I better not get off here until I can figure out where I ended up."
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