So I was riding the bus today and everything was wonderful. I had just eaten two Chicago style hot dogs (I guess they are all Chicago style if you get them in Chicago) and walked to the terminal. The bus was on time and the world seemed good. When i got to 79th street the bus was about 15 minutes away. I know this because the bus shelter had the estimated times of arrival. Now when you ride the bus you see all sorts of pretty ladies going to and fro. Suddenly one walked up and stood near me. When she turned around she had this GIGANTIC rip in her jeans and HALF of her ass was out. To be specific it was her right buttcheek. She had on blue tiger stripe panties. Now if you are in Chicago, or any major city, you know that having small rips and tears is the fashion amongst urban youth these days. I thought it was a bit extreme and I wondered if her asscheek was getting cold since there was a slight breeze but I realized that with everyone staring at her ass that she was quite warm. (Eye radiation is a heat source in the city.)
So after I got used to her bootyhole being exposed to the elements I got on the bus. At this point I felt that this was the highlight of my ride. That was until a lady pulled out her sexy panties to show her friend on the bus. I assume that it was her friend because she was showing her how pretty her panties were. I also assume that she had just purchased them but while she was describing the apparently comfort of this type of panty another lady asked her about them. Apparently she sells panties and other sundries. Do you need a special license to sell panties on the bus or can anyone do it? What is her policy for trying them on? Can you return them if they don't live up to the sexiness that is promised? What do you say when you are complimented on your sexy bus panties? I have so many questions.
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