No hope for love

So I'm riding the bus and the bus driver was one of the prettiest drivers I'd ever seen. Did she just look straight into my eyes and smile? I'm a lonely, old man so don't play with my emotions you fucking tease. Anyway, I sat my perverted ass down and was trying to think of a way to start up a conversation when this guy gets on the bus. He was an old winehead. For those of you that don't know what that is, it is an old school term for a guy that stays perpetually drunk off cheap wine. The guy asks her how she's doing and she was like "pay your fare and sit down, sir." Oh, shit! I wouldn't have gotten very far with her. The winehead gets VERY loud and a little bit belligerent saying "I just wanted to know how you were doing!"

"Pay your fare, sir"

"Dang, can't anyone ask how someone is anymore?!" ( He looks as though he wants to cry. Like he has been insulted by the state of the world and has lost hope for mankind.)

"Pay your far or I'm calling the cops, sir"

"Dang, why you gotta go and call the cops for?! I ain't do nothing! Why we gotta get them involved. Dang, man." (Looks like he is tearing up.)

She hits the secret "hey I need the cops, now" button. The guy per rachet ass chick gets up and uthat just got off the bus hops back on and puts his fare card in for the winehead and says "there he's paid for" and gets off the bus. At this point it was too late because the cops just popped up out of nowhere. The rest of the passengers are getting restless saying they have places to go. Now the bus driver is talking to the cops and the winehead is getting detained. This super-ghetto ass chick gets up and tries to express how urgent it is that she gets to where ever she is going. (Note: the following is as close as I can get to how she sounded in written form) "Excruse me. EXCRUSE me. Can we get going? I got places to go, SHIT!" (No that is not a misspelling. She said "excruse" me.) Did you ever see anyone that was super attractive and then she spoke and all your attraction flies out of the window? That's what happened here. At that point the people on the bus were getting hostile. I wanted to say that she had a right to not be badgered by anyone but if he had not been in her face I would probably be the person the cops were arresting at that point.