Single again

So I was riding the bus today and I thought I saw my next ex-girlfriend. As she got closer I noticed that her eyebrows were drawn in. This is not anything new but as she got even closer it seemed as though she was extremely mad. Who has angered her? Is she mad at me? What did I do to her? And just like that our relationship was over.

Anyway, I've begun to notice that people on the bus resemble famous people. I could not tell you who but they all seem somewhat familiar. Today, for instance, this old man (he played one) was sitting about three seats away and was staring at me. How do I know? Because he caught me staring at him. I couldn't help it because I was desperately trying to figure out who he resembled. Just before the end of the line it hit me. He looked like the dancing old man from Six Flags. Hey, wait. I'm on the bus. That song he danced to was called "The Vengabus." Old man.....Vengabus.....DI DIT DI DIT DI DAAAA DAAA....DI DIT DI DIT DI DAAAA DAA!!!