Have A Good Day

So today I took a short bus trip and witnessed what I would call "bus speed dating." The guy that was in the front seat was trying to get his courage up to talk to the bus driver lady. When I got on the bus and stood in the front (I was getting off in a few stops) I guess he said "let me get this number before this total stud muffin gets my girl." This guy tried every move he knew to get the driver's number. She was like "no, thank you and have a good day." Then he started making kissy face noises and she was like "I don't need you to teach me how to kiss. You have a good day, sir." What is jacked up is I was trying to think of a way I could try to get her number, too!