We don't want it if it's that easy...

So I was waiting for the bus and I was alone at first. After a while this bus driver walks up waiting for his connection. He was speaking shotgun Spanish so I couldn't eavesdrop to pass on anything juicy so we will forget about him. Next this young lady walks up. Apparently, she did not have time to put on underwear because her stretchy pants were telling all her secrets. If that wasn't enough she was going on and on about how she doesn't need a man in her life and the freedom that affords her to get as much penis as she wants from whomever she pleases. I don't know if she was fishing as there were several guys at the bus stop at that point but no one took the bait. As I was trying to ignore her declaration of indy penis, this biker lady turned the corner on a Harley. Sexy much? Anyway, I may have been ogling her because the SECOND biker lady turned the corner and gave me the mean mug. I think I may have been ogling her girlfriend. Don't worry about me, lady. Worry about those potholes! You are on 69th and Ashland!!