So I'm riding the bus and I'm sitting, minding my own business when suddenly this lady brushes against my elbow, trying to sit in the seat behind me. Wait. Did this woman just slide her entire vagina across my elbow? I'm not sure because I've never had elbow/vagina relations before and I'm not sure how that feels. I want to look back at her but I'm embarrased and I don't know what to say in such a situation. What DO you say to that?
"Excuse me, miss. Is that my elbow in your vagina?"
"Why, yes. Yes it is."
"That is what I thought. Carry on."
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