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So I'm riding the bus but it is one of those accordion buses and I am sitting in the slinky part of the bus. I am very uncomfortable because the seat is higher than regular seats. I am 5'6" on good days so my legs are swinging as if I was a kid. It's hard to look manly when your legs are swinging to and fro. Then I noticed that the suspension in that section was especially rough and I appeared to be jiggling. No real man jiggles on purpose if he can help it. I quickly changed seats before someone tried to take my lunch money. Fat boy problems.