So I'm riding the bus and I have to stand because the bus is a bit crowded. Suddenly, I feel this kick to my leg. I look over and I see what I assume is a brother and sister combo. I suppose the best way to describe the encounter is this:
kid; **kick**
Me: **glance**
kid: **kick**
Me **glare**
kid: **kick**
Me: **evil stare**
kid: **kick**
Me: **quick scan of the bus for a parent**
kid: **kick**
Me: **lock on target, getting ready to punch the kid's Mother in the uterus for having her**
At this point I was ready to kick the little girl in the face and tell her that Santa Claus hated her for believing in the Easter Bunny and her loose teeth had no value and she owed the Tooth Fairy for the previous transactions. Then I noticed that the little girl was one of five kids and I knew any confrontation with the mother would result in a 5-on-one slap fight. Thinking that I didn't have enough money on me to bail myself out of jail for beating up a family I decided to let it go.
**kick**
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