Anyway, another time there was this lady that got on the train. She was what I would call a Super Full Figured Woman (BBBW) and she was very forward in her existence. She went to sit down on one of the bench seat son the train and she proclaimed(!) that she, as a big girl, was sitting down. Well, it was more like a warning.the seat was a four person seat but the couple on the end was comprised of a retired Marine and his "bigums" wife. That meant the guy was sandwiched between them. I don't think he minded so much because he likes them round. The guy that might have had a problem was the other guy that was next the the little wall that separates the seats from the door. THAT guy got smashed. He was compressed between that wall and her thighs. Now, Lord knows that I like my women with some weight and curves (only on even numbered days. The odd numbered ones I dig on skinny chicks. I also like them hairy every 5th day and shaved most of the rest of the week. Anyway...) but this chick was fortified. She may have even had a titanium skeleton and bullet proof skin. When the couple got up to leave the train she moved over to their seats. The smashed guy stayed put but he was still smashed! I was pressed up against the wall like the Coyote after he got smashed by a boulder against the base of a cliff. In fact, it was like Jim Carrey in The Mask. I'm telling yo9u I can't make this shit up.So, sometimes when I write my bus stories I leave stuff out. Not because I am editing or anything noble but simply because I forgot. Take the other day, for instance. I totally forgot about The Walking Dude. Let me explain. This guy is walking the length of the train platform, like the total length, Back and Forth. To and Fro. Hither and Yonder. Aquí y Allá. You get the point. Well, maybe he was just getting his exercise, you say? Maybe I would have bought into that but the guy was walking like he was from the Ministry of Silly Walks (www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8). Every time he would pass me he added another aspect of how silly he was walking. It was so strange that I thought he might have been hoping that someone recorded him doing it to get on one of those viral video shows. (If I record you I get to keep the money!)
Anyway, another time there was this lady that got on the train. She was what I would call a Super Full Figured Woman (BBBW) and she was very forward in her existence. She went to sit down on one of the bench seat son the train and she proclaimed(!) that she, as a big girl, was sitting down. Well, it was more like a warning.the seat was a four person seat but the couple on the end was comprised of a retired Marine and his "bigums" wife. That meant the guy was sandwiched between them. I don't think he minded so much because he likes them round. The guy that might have had a problem was the other guy that was next the the little wall that separates the seats from the door. THAT guy got smashed. He was compressed between that wall and her thighs. Now, Lord knows that I like my women with some weight and curves (only on even numbered days. The odd numbered ones I dig on skinny chicks. I also like them hairy every 5th day and shaved most of the rest of the week. Anyway...) but this chick was fortified. She may have even had a titanium skeleton and bullet proof skin. When the couple got up to leave the train she moved over to their seats. The smashed guy stayed put but he was still smashed! I was pressed up against the wall like the Coyote after he got smashed by a boulder against the base of a cliff. In fact, it was like Jim Carrey in The Mask. I'm telling you I can't make this shit up.
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