A lady in public...

So I was riding the bus the other day coming back from Dialysis. I was standing in the front of the bus with my stuff on the wheel well because the bus was fairly packed. There was this older lady trying to hurry for the bus but you could tell that running for anything was a long time ago for her. When she made it to the bus I noticed that she had a permanent crick in her neck. Hell, I thought that she was looking at the bus at first trying to get the attention of the bus driver. Be that as it may, she didn't have the luxury of turning her head properly and thus could not see where she was trying to sit. All of a sudden she dropped it like it was hot right on another lady and sat in her lap. Now I realize that she could not see her at all but I find it hard to believe that her judgement was off by that much because she missed the ENTIRE seat. What I noticed next may be the pervert in me but it seemed as though the lady that was in the seat cupped her ass as if she was used to getting large amounts of ass in her lap. She didn't even blink as she politely moved the older lady's ass from her lap to the seat next to her. What tripped me out about the whole thing was that the younger lady was talking on her phone but did not miss a syllable as she dealt with the ass. Wait. Did she reach for a dollar in her pocket? Did she just pat her on the ass? I must be seeing things.