So I was trying to catch the train after Dialysis and I decided to get some Checker's before I get on the train. I figured I had enough time so I was not in a hurry. When I got to the station I enter right behind this dude and.....Hold up....The "dude" pulled up "his" pants and the tell tale ass of a female popped out. That's not a dude! I was so busy looking at "dudette's " ass that I didn't notice the guy walking with the cane in front of her. Suddenly the whole trip slows down to a crawl. "Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn. Step by step. Inch by inch." We get to the stairs and it slows to a crawl. There seems to be enough room to pass "Slow Daddy Kane" but I guess the girl didn't want to pass him out of respect. Had I known that the train was at the platform I would have pushed them both down the stairs (I'm kidding, of course. Or am I?). Anyway, when we got the the platform I saw the train and started to run. I KNOW that broad saw me running but the train took off anyway. Grrrrrr!!! (I can't believe this broad made me run for nothing!)
Well, I walk down the platform and wait for the next train which PROMPTLY zooms past me. Express. Fucking Express. You mothersuckers! I'm pissed now. I look down the platform to see if I can see the guy with the cane so I can kick it out from underneath him. With MY luck he would probably fall on me and then the train would pull up and I would miss THAT one, too. Then the next train pulls up. I get on that one and ride to my stop. When I get off I go to the bus stop and a TWO buses pull right up as if by design. That meant had I caught that first train I would have been on the bus stop all that time, freezing my ass off. "Slow Daddy Kane" actually saved me a long ass wait for a bus. OK. I forgive you.
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