Old hoes and old clothes

So I'm about to get on the bus but I stop to get some food at Wendy's ® and this guy is in the dining room trying to get his maco on with some of the employees. He starts talking about the preceding nights activities where he was playing some type of drinking game. Apparently the loser is the person with the high card and has to take as many shots as the number on the card. (He got a 10.)

Anyway after I silently congratulate him on his alcohol poisoning I leave to catch the train. This large woman was ahead of me and I was trying to pass her but she was a little too fast for me. I get to the platform and almost missed the train. The conductor took pity on me and let me board. As I'm catching my breath I notice an older lady that has what I assume was a short dress on underneath her long coat (her knees were showing and I could not even see where the dress started). Dang, Grandma! Don't you know that it's winter out here? As old as she is you would think that she would be a bit more modest. I speculate that she was a bit slutty when she was younger. What do you call an old slut? We used to call them "hoochie mamas" so would she be a "Grandhoochie?" Or maybe a "GrandT.H.O.T.?"

Anyway once I get on the bus I notice this guy is wearing some old style boots. They look like those old "Dingo" boots that O.J. Simpson endorsed back in the 70's. I didn't even know they still sold those. He was wearing Dickies and a POW jacket with his mouth covered by a mask. If I were looking to profile someone he would have been on the top of my sketchy list.

O.J.'s legacy lives on.