Those boots were not made for walkin'....

So I'm about to get on the bus this morning and I'm waiting for the 79th St bus. When the bus gets to the stop the first thing I see is a female tumbling to the front of the bus. I don't know how far she rolled but I do know she stopped at the front of the bus. I thought she might have been an older lady but when my eyes focused after she stopped rolling I saw that she was fairly young. Was she disabled? Did she have a fake leg? Did she have water in her ear from the shower? No. She was high. Specifically, she said she was "wasted." To be fair she said she was "SSOOOOOOO WWAAAAAAASSSSTEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!" She said this over and over again. Now as entertaining as she was when she flipped her ass end over end when the bus first arrived I had to endure her putting lip gloss on as if she was tripping on acid and her tucking her pants into her boots (she had fat ankles). You would think that she would have been a bit more stable on those ankles but I think the boots were too tall for her condition.