So I was riding the subway coming from the movies. As I often find myself, I was deep in thought as a result of the movie I just saw. The station was seemingly empty but people were steadily streaming into it. I noticed a bit of a crowd gathering to one side. I wondered what was attracting people to that side. Being the nosy bastard that I am I moseyed over to see what was happening. Hmm. Just a couple of lesbians undressing each other about to get freaky in public. Wait. What?! Rewind. A couple of lesbians. Clothes coming off. Are those Victoria's not so secret Secrets? Hmm. A matching bra and panty set. Why is she laying down on the nasty platform?
Now don't get me wrong. I try to honor the fact that some women like women only but a titty in public is still a titty in public and I don't know about you but I like me some titties! If you pull out some titties I'm going to see me some damn titties. And, by the looks of it, I was about to see some titties, ass and maybe a bush or two. Then, suddenly the train pulls up ON TIME! WTF?!?! Clothes slide back on and the ladies get on the train. Damn you, on time ass fucking ass train!
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