So I was riding the bus going to Dialysis and this guy gets on the bus. He was older and I figured that he was going to work because most people up that early aren't on any bullshit. So I'm minding my own business, listening to Pablo Harrington's Diskofunkshun Volume 2, and this guy pulls out a pack of "Now and Laters" and starts eating them. Nothing out of the norm until he starts throwing the paper on the floor of the bus. Why is this bothering me? Every piece of yellow paper that hit the floor provoked my ire. First, how are you able to eat them one after the other like that? My teeth start aching just watching him. I don't know if it was the fact that he was littering or if it was that the paper was on the floor next to MY feet and it looked as though I was the litterbug.
Anyway, when I get to the train station I'm standing under the heater waiting for the train. This guy stands DIRECTLY in front of me and starts rocking side to side like he has to pee. DUDE! First, you are so damn close to me it's like he wants me to spoon with him. Second, he is making me have to pee. Stop doing the pee pee dance, damn it. STOP!!!! I really need a car.
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