Man, it stinks out here

So I was riding the bus and this guy boards. As he passes by me he whispered "Loud, loud." Now I know what you are about to ask me. "How was he whispering Loud?" For those of you that just got here, "Loud" is a type of weed that stinks like skunk piss. In fact, my dad would refer to it as "Skunk weed" but the people who smoke it think is smells good. He is trying to sell it on the bus before he gets to the train station where he will sell it all day until he is out of it. The problem with this is at that time of morning most people on the bus are trying tot get to work and no one wants to show up to work smelling of weed. I suppose this guy didn't think this out when he got up this morning. Logic-1, Weed guy - 0. So when I get to the train I notice a guy trying to put a little distance between himself and the other passengers. The problem was he was between me and a lady passenger. Once he put an equal amount of space between us he then proceeds to pull out his penis and urinate. Dude! He peed on the platform so as to not flash the approaching train or the cars closest to him. Why would you not pee at home? Why would you risk getting arrested, shaking your willy in public? Dude! DUDE!! I can only wonder what that is like. At that point, I start to notice that everything smells like pee. Every stop, every station, everywhere. And don't get me started about the elevator. So my question is what is wrong with your bathrooms at home? Why can't you travel without peeing on everything? Are you marking territory? Is it part of a mating ritual? Is that why I can't find a girlfriend because I am not peeing outside enough? Please let me in on the secret.