And, from parts unknown....

So I was riding the bus. I say this with a slight bitterness because I was riding in a car just moments ago but no one is going your direction when there is snow on the ground. Anyway, I was sitting there, minding my own business, when this guy boards the bus. "But why would that be something to write about," you ask? Well, funny you should ask. The reason I found it noteworthy was for the following reasons: First, he boarded from the rear door (that pisses me off that someone wearing $200 gym shoes would have trouble with bus fare). He sat behind me on the side facing seat (that makes me feel like an accomplice). Lastly, he planted his elbow firmly on my neck as he decided to sling his arm over the seat railing (are you comfortable there, you bus fare cheating, sharp elbow having, side seat sitting bastard?!?!) So, I glance back at him as to ask "Did you not see me?" but he was too busy trying to not get caught. Bastard. Anyway, I glanced again. He ignored me, again. I was just about to turn and curse his mother, grandmother and every female in his family fool enough to mate and create another bus fare cheating, Jordan wearing, elbow using wrestling reject when he removes his elbow to pull out a smartphone and browse social media. Now, because you can get a smartphone for free by just walking down the street these days, I cannot make a judgment call on whether he could afford to pay the bus fare. I can, however, call him a bastard for planting that elbow into my neck. Bastard.