So I was on my way to the train and this guy was in my blind spot. No, I was not driving, but when you are a fat guy you have blind spots. Anyway, I got mad because I let this guy sneak up on me. I wasn't too worried because he was way too light in the ass to do me any harm but I could have been sucker punched and robbed! I have to pay better attention.
Anyway, I get to the train and this guy stops me to ask about my oils. I tell him the price and then he asks me if they last long. I tell him that they do but then I start to get the feeling that he was only passing the time until the train arrived. If I was just there to entertain him I would have charged a fee and told a joke. Speaking of jokes, What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? Waaaataaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
1Moving on. When I get to the bus I see this bus lady driver get on as well. I'm instantly smitten! I look for her CTA badge and she is not wearing it. Dammit! She is on the phone so I can't get her attention. Look at meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! I want to snatch her phone and throw it out of the door so I can talk to her. Bus Lady, if you see this and you remember that you were riding bus number 1571 going west on the 79th street route around 11:20ish, I want to marry you! That or we can go out sometime, but only when my check comes because I can't afford you right now.
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